The Old Lady... Juve... doesn't mince words

This matte black resin figurine captures the essence of true, irreverent fandom. It depicts a zebra, the historic symbol of Juventus, sitting in an almost relaxed pose that comically contrasts with the audacious gesture it is making: a raised double middle finger framing the modern "J" logo.

The design is minimalist yet rich in texture, with well-defined zebra stripes adding a touch of artisanal quality to the piece. It is the perfect item for those who experience football with passion, but also with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a desire to challenge the "gufi" (jinxes/haters).

Utility and Uses

Despite its provocative nature, this zebra has several practical and psychological "uses":

• Alternative Smartphone Holder: The spacing between the front legs and the "J" logo is perfect for holding your phone horizontally while watching goal replays (or post-match memes).

• Superstitious Jinx-Breaker: Placed in front of the TV during tense matches, it acts as a talisman against bad luck and opponents' comments.

• Decorative Statement: It's an excellent "conversation starter." Whether on your office desk or on a living room shelf, it immediately makes your football allegiance and sense of humor clear.

• Gift for the "Hater" Friend: The ideal gift for the Juventus fan friend who has everything, or for the Inter/Milan fan... just to remind them who's boss (with a smile).