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The Primate's Opinion — Rude Monkey
10cm / Nero
€18,99
Sale price
€18,99
Regular price
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The Primate's Opinion — Rude Monkey
€18,99
Sale price
€18,99
Regular price
It has an opinion on everything and isn't afraid to give it to you.
The Rude Monkey is the most outspoken primate on your shelf: sitting, defiant gaze, and irreverent gesture. An ironic piece that breaks the ice and brings a smile to every guest.
Details
- Material: Premium resin, 3D printed and hand-finished
- Sizes: 10 cm (€18.99) and 15 cm (€28.99)
- Finishes: Matte black, white, gold, chrome
Why choose it
Perfect ironic gift idea for the office, desk, or for those who love decor with character.
Care
Clean with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight to maintain the finish.
Handmade in Italy · Tracked shipping
Pay your way
Card, PayPal, digital wallets or instalments — choose at checkout, in complete safety.
Free shipping to IT & FR
14-day returns
Secure payment
Hand-finished, one of a kind
Materials and finish
High-quality resin, 3D printed with high precision. Every piece is then sanded, finished and hand-painted in our workshop. Slight variations between pieces are normal — they are the mark of something made by hand.
Payment methods accepted
You can pay by credit or debit card, PayPal and the digital wallets available on your device. Payment goes through Shopify's secure checkout — we never see your card details.
Shipping and delivery
Free, tracked shipping to Italy and France. Protective packaging designed for transport. Catalogue pieces ship within a few working days; for custom pieces, timings are agreed when the order is confirmed.
How to care for it
Dust with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid prolonged direct sunlight and heat sources. That's all it takes — resin doesn't crumble or yellow the way plaster does.
Returns
You have 14 days to return catalogue products, provided they are intact and in their original packaging. Custom sculptures, being made to order, follow different terms which we explain before confirming your order.
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Which payment methods do you accept?
Credit and debit cards, PayPal and the digital wallets available on your device. All options appear at checkout — pick the one you prefer.
Is it durable? How long does it last?
Yes. Resin is solid and doesn't deteriorate like plaster or ceramic. With normal household care the sculpture lasts for years.
How long until I receive it?
Catalogue pieces ship within a few working days. Custom pieces take longer because the model is created from scratch.
How is it packaged and shipped?
Protective packaging designed for transport, with tracked shipping. Free delivery to Italy and France. If it arrives damaged, write to us — we'll replace it.
Can I order a custom version?
Yes. Send us a photo — your dog, a person, an idea — and we build the 3D model. We show it to you before printing.
Is every sculpture identical to the photo?
The photos are real, but each piece is finished and painted by hand: small differences are normal — proof it isn't mass-produced.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Quali sono le dimensioni disponibili di L'Opinione del Primate — Scimmia Maleducata?
L'Opinione del Primate è disponibile in due misure: 10 cm e 15 cm, ideali per arredare la scrivania o l'ufficio con un tocco di ironia.
Di che materiale è fatta la scimmia maleducata?
La scimmia maleducata è realizzata in resina premium, stampata in 3D e rifinita a mano, garantendo un prodotto di alta qualità e dettagli accurati.
Quali sono le finiture disponibili per L'Opinione del Primate?
Puoi scegliere tra finiture in nero opaco, bianco, oro e cromato, per adattarla al tuo stile di arredamento e personalizzare il tuo spazio.
Come si mantiene L'Opinione del Primate?
Puliscila con un panno morbido e asciutto e evita l'esposizione prolungata alla luce solare diretta per preservarne le finiture.
Per quale tipo di regalo è ideale L'Opinione del Primate?
È un'idea regalo ironica perfetta per colleghi, amici o chi desidera aggiungere un pezzo originale e con carattere alla propria scrivania o arredo.